25 silly DLNQNT Q&As fit for a queen.
By Brandon Voss
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Willam Belli
Five questions for infamously disqualified RuPaul's Drag Race favorite Willam Belli, a singer and actor whose many credits include Nip/Tuck, Ticked Off Trannies With Knives, and Nomi in Showgirls in Drag.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Willam Belli: Rupologize.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I didn't have a drag mother.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Lube.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a girl, Missi Pyle or Kristin Chenoweth. As a boy, Michael Pitt.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
No.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Sharon Needles
Five questions for avant-ghoul Drag Race winner Sharon Needles, who shares her scary skills as a drag professor on season 3 of RuPaul's Drag U.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Sharon Needles: Last Call. Smokey essence of tobacco, the rustic nuances of whiskey, and sweet notes of urine.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Mannequins don't have mothers, I'm a self-created clown.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
PBR, exhaustion, and tears.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
I think I look like Amanda Lepore, but I really look like Janice Dickinson. As a boy, I'm a recipe of David Bowie, Billy Idol, and a teaspoon of Pee-wee Herman.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Pabst Blue Ribbon, and they are the only American bottled beer company that doesn't have gay advertising. Call me PBR-thur.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Mimi Imfurst
Five questions for controversial Drag Race alum Mimi Imfurst, a member of XELLE and a regular club performer in Philly, New Jersey, and NYC.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Mimi Imfurst: Glam More. Despite its name, it would probably smell like your favorite local drag queen, so basically cigarettes and hairspray.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
That sometimes the fiercest thing you can do is just stand there and deliver the song. Every song is an acting piece.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Vodka and glitter.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
I don't look like anyone, except perhaps a hybrid between Divine and Eden Wood. Speaking of which, how the hell did that bitch get her own TV show? She's JonBenet but with better Christmas presents.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Nicki Minaj. It's all about her new album. I love the risks she takes. She's the most edgy pop star we have right now.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Bootsie LeFaris
Five questions for Bootsie LeFaris, an NYC drag entertainer costarring in Distorted Diznee, a twisted musical comedy about your favorite animated princesses.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Bootsie LeFaris: My fragrance would be called Click Clack, because that’s the sound of my boots across the dance floor! My single promoting it drops next month. It would smell like Industry bar, ’cause I’m always there.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Pas de bourrée, pas de bourrée, wind up, wind up, wind up — windmill motion with the right arm — stag leap jump… turn it out!
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Nothing. I don’t eat. That’s a lie. Probably a turkey Swiss with a side of talent!
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a lady, on a bad day, Sarah Jessica Parker; every other day, Celine Dion. It’s because of the nose. As a boy, I get Sean Penn a lot… it’s because of the nose.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I stand behind XTina, no matter how big or flat. Some days we got it, some days we don’t. No one is perfect. I love what she writes, and her voice moves me. Even I like a hamburger or five… Get into it.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Pixie Aventura
Five questions for Pixie Aventura, an NYC drag entertainer costarring in Distorted Diznee, a twisted musical comedy about your favorite animated princesses.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Pixie Aventura: Pixie — one name just like the pop divas of today. Not only would it be a spicy, fruity smell, but it would also spray you with glitter — and you can say Pixie farted on you!
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Didn’t have one, I’m a bastard child of the streets, but a smart drag queen — Bianca Del Rio — once said to me, “Perform like you deserve to be there every time.”
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Shots of tequila and vodka, pizza, and glitter.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a lady, I see myself as Sara Ramirez, a fierce curvaceous beltress. As a boy, people have said John Leguizamo, and I don’t mind it at all — his career is fantastic.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
My corner deli, because they always have a hero when I need it. But seriously, the Olympics — all those athletes were amazing and it gets me emotional when their dreams come to realization. Anything is possible if you just work hard!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Sweetie
Five questions for Jackie 60 alum and Boylesque Festival host Sweetie, a New York drag legend who drinks way too much Diet Pepsi.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Sweetie: Oddly enough, I have created my own fragrance. I was given a great birthday gift a few years back with a chance to create my own fragrance with a professional chemist-parfumer. I am constantly stopped and asked what I'm wearing. It's really sexy and warm, and it makes people want to come in closer. It has American notes except for the resin of an Italian rose bush. Succulent apples, lush orange, lavender, leather… it's really divine. It was easier to make than name. I still haven't given it a name.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I am fortunate enough to have a drag father and a drag mother who are both huge icons in New York drag history. Producer Matthew Kasten of BoyBar legend, and one of BoyBar’s biggest stars, Glamamore. Both were instrumental in my career, and they both are insane about details and instilled that in me: Know every breath of the song you are performing, be absolutely retarded about the attention to detail you pay to your look... it all creates that “star quality.”
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Diet Pepsi and lots of it! It's what I run on. I don't lose an ounce, but it's delicious, crisp, and chock-full of caffeine!
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Ike and Tina Turner for sure.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Talenti Gelato! It's heaven in a see-through plastic container. It's what a frozen dessert should taste like. The Belgian chocolate is full flavor but mysteriously light, almost like it has air blown through it. The coconut is oddly delicate and subtle. Each flavor is a complete surprise on your tongue. Whole Foods has it cheap. Get it!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Miss Coco Peru
Five questions for the legendary Miss Coco Peru, who returns to NYC’s Laurie Beechman Theatre with another evening of story and song, She’s Got Balls — after a pit stop at Disneyland’s Gay Days.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Miss Coco Peru: It would be called DQMILF — “she may be old, she may be a drag queen, but you know you still want to fuck her.” It would smell like chocolate-covered macadamia nuts with a hint of coconut.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I don’t think I ever had a drag mother. Does that make me a bastard? However, Liza Minnelli once told me, “Believe me, even when you get to my level, there’s even more bullshit you have to deal with. The important thing to remember is that wherever you are in life, the good moments come in waves, and when they come, you have to make sure you catch the wave and enjoy the ride while you can.”
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Fried chicken made by Calpernia Addams! It was greasy and delicious and made with love!
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Everyone tells me I look like Kathy Griffin, but I think she looks like me. As a boy it has to be Hugo Weaving from Priscilla Queen of the Desert and The Matrix.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I am currently obsessed with the Salux Nylon Japanese Beauty Skin Bath Wash Cloth/Towel. If you like a loofah, this is even better! Also, the new season of Amazing Race is coming on soon. I would love to be on that show, but I’m afraid it would bring out the worst in me; having said that, I’d probably end up with my own reality show because of my bad behavior. Isn’t that how it works nowadays? Yes, and then I could launch DQMILF!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Yara Sofia
Five questions for Puerto Rican princess Yara Sofia, one of a dozen Drag Race alums chosen for Drag Race All Stars.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Yara Sofia: Yara, and it will smell a lil bit oceanic… I don’t know, but I’m sure it’s not going to be toilet water!
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
You mean drag father? Edwin Irizarry told me once: “Everything you do must be beautiful — even creep things should look pretty. Eyes love beauty in all different kinds.”
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Doritos and Cheetos! Besides salad, broccoli, fried chicken, etc. I can’t lay off chips — they’ve been a part of my diet since I was a kid.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Depends on what I’m wearing; I have many drag looks, so I can’t name just one lady. However, as a boy people tell me I look like Johnny Depp — probably because I’m from the Caribbean, but I’m not a pirate.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
My current obsession is Once Upon a Time, transmitted on ABC. I think in real life we live in a fairy tale. It’s up to us to decide which character we want to play. I’m Maleficent…
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Raven
Five questions for Raven, one of a dozen Drag Race alums chosen for Drag Race All Stars, who shares the best advice Ru ever gave her.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Raven: This is actually something I have thought of in the past and am hoping to make it happen one day! My fragrance would be called STANK. No, it would not actually “stank” — I just felt it was quite funny to name a fragrance that. It would smell of two of my favorite scents: ocean air and a slight note of orange blossom. And it would be unisex!
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I myself am an immaculate conception — born of my own creativity and spark. I have many “sisters,” but never a drag mother. I do consider RuPaul to be somewhat of a drag mother figure, and Ru gave me advice at our Tic Tac lunch leading into our final challenge of season 2 of RuPaul’s Drag Race that I will never, ever forget: Expectations lead to disappointments. Simply put… I remember that always!
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
I am being completely honest: Nothing. Maybe a little saline solution from the enema I did earlier. But other than that… not a damn thing!
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
I have never really thought I look like anyone; I am a chameleon and constantly changing my look. I always hear something different from other people. But in my own view, I guess I would have to say Sharon Tate and Rodney Copperbottom from the movie Robots!
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I am obsessed with Amanda Warner. She’s a recording artist and goes by the name MNDR. Her album Feed Me Diamonds — I have not stopped listening to it since I downloaded it. Her talent and sound are amazing! I suggest everyone get into it. It’s a little bit of everything. You will live!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Nina Flowers
Five questions for Nina Flowers, one of a dozen Drag Race alums chosen for Drag Race All Stars, who shares her Syfy-inspired makeup goals.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Nina Flowers: I would have a brand of fragrances called Flowers. This would give me the opportunity to create many fragrances for different themes and personalities. The names and the scents would be related to Flowers in Latin — names like Gardenias, Lirios, Rosas, Amapolas, Girasoles, etc.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
For me to know the lyrics to perfection before performing them.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
What a nasty question! I had Puerto Rican food for lunch, so that would be arroz con pollo, abichuelas negras, y tostones.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
While I’m not a celebrity impersonator, I can get away with imitating Cyndi Lauper as a woman and Andy Bell from Erasure as a man.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I’m obsessed with the reality show Face Off on Syfy. It’s one of my long term goals to become a special effects makeup artist. This show is on its third season, and the amount of stuff I have learned by just watching is amazing. I hope one day I get to experience it!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Jujubee
Five questions for Jujubee, one of a dozen Drag Race alums chosen for Drag Race All Stars, who loves Honey Boo Boo more than you do.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Jujubee: It would be called Ex-Girlfriend, and it would smell like every ex-girlfriend anyone has ever had.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
My drag mother is amazing. Her name is Karisma Geneva Jackson Tae, but call her Karisma. The best advice she’s ever given me was to be kind. Being nice pays off!
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
If I threw up right now, I’d be having a second serving of cheddar and Diet Coke. Yum!
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a lady, I think I resemble the fabulous Kimora Lee. As a boy, I resemble the very talented and handsome Alec Mapa.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
My absolute obsession is Honey Boo Boo. I loved her the first time I laid eyes and ears on her. She is a funny little kitten with a lot to say. Go ahead, Honey Boo-Boo… Juju loves you!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Mariah Balenciaga
Five questions for Drag Race alum Mariah, an Atlanta ballroom beauty who will do some schoolin’ as a drag professor on season 3 of Drag U.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Mariah: My fragrance would be named Ovahness, and it would smell romantic and fresh.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
“Have fun, be yourself, and run your own race! P.S. Let them have it!”
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Vodka and other valuables — like rainbows and disco balls.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
My female celebrity look-a-like would be Vanessa Williams, and my male celebrity look-a-like would be Maxwell.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Mario Badescu glycolic cleanser. It gets makeup off quickly without all the harsh scrubbing, and it makes my skin glow.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Logan Hardcore
Five questions for reigning Miss Fire Island Logan Hardcore, a loud-mouthed, jump-splitting NYC spitfire who may or may not look and smell like Beyoncé.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Logan Hardcore: It would be called Bitter, and it would smell like dreams that never came true, cocaine, vodka, regret, and stolen Beyoncé Heat from Macy’s.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
“You’re a monster. Stop.”
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Five chicken fingers from Cherry Lane Cafe on Fire Island, 562 vodka drinks, and about 54 dollars I’ve swallowed to make a joke.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Lady: Beyoncé. Boy: Jay-Z
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Please support TAGG in NYC because we all know a $64 tank top that says “Carry On and F*ck Off” is worth it. Please.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Tina Burner
Five questions for Tina Burner, new host of Barracuda's Star Search competition in NYC — and possible love child of Sherry Vine and Ryan Reynolds.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Tina Burner: Meth Breath, which would smell like despair and regret.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Make sure to ask if he’s a cop before you get paid or make a purchase.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Jack Daniels and Cheetos.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Sherry Vine and Ryan Reynolds — without the body, of course.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
GCB. Kristin Chenoweth is god.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Jackie Beat
Five questions for L.A. drag legend and Dirty Sanchez singer Jackie Beat, who returns to NYC’s Laurie Beechman Theatre with fresh filthy parodies in Jackie Beat: Me So Thorny.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Jackie Beat: It would be called Furious and smell like patchouli, gardenia, and regret.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I don't really have a drag mother — so sad. But my improv teacher at Second City taught me that my job is to look like I'm having so much fun that everyone in the audience will be jealous and want to be on stage.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Black coffee and black licorice.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
I look like quite a few up-and-coming drag queens who have shamelessly stolen my exact makeup, but they aren't celebrities and never will be. Hmmm, in drag I would say I look like a cross between Joan Crawford and Ann Wilson of Heart. And as a boy I look like Bea Arthur, but not quite as butch.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I have two obsessions: Ice cold carrot juice — it tastes like chocolate milk to me! — and the music video for the song "Birds" by Vitalic. It's not new; it's been an obsession for a while now. I watch it almost every day!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Bianca Del Rio
Five questions for She’s Living for This guest star Bianca Del Rio, an acid-tongued queen who rode her broom from New Orleans to NYC after Hurricane Katrina.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Bianca Del Rio: Fag! It would smell like lube and regret.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I didn’t have a drag mother. I’m a drag orphan. Maybe that’s why I’m such a bitch with an alcohol problem.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
My teeth?
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a lady? Are you serious? As a boy, a Mexican Zac Efron with a lazy eye and wooden leg.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Charo! Only recently have I realized her sheer brilliance. Who knew?
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Chad Michaels
Five questions for preeminent Cher impersonator and Drag Race season 4 runner-up Chad Michaels, a new drag professor on Drag U.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Chad Michaels: It would be called Cougar, and it would smell like sexy, fearless confidence with an afterthought of desperation.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
The most valuable advice my drag mother Hunter ever gave me was, "Leopards never change their spots.” This has rung true time and time again in my life and career. And also, always trim your nose hairs! For real. Love you, Mama!
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Nothing would come out because I haven't eaten since 1972.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Obviously I look like Cher when I'm in drag. I better look like her; I paid enough for these cheeks and lips! Out of drag, I look like, umm... Tobin Bell, the killer from the movie Saw, you know? Or Pete Burns, but he's kind of a lady now, so I don't know if that counts.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I live for Moo Hoo Chocolate Milk, bitches! It's the breakfast of champions or the dessert of queens. Hunty, pick one up and you have a smooth delight that will give you a sugar buzz for days and coat your tummy with yummy goodness. Substitute one Moo Hoo for each meal and you're on the Chad Michaels Diet!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Hedda Lettuce
Five questions for legendary New York drag singer-comedienne Hedda Lettuce, who makes her debut this weekend at Feinstein's at Loews Regency.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Hedda Lettuce: Taint a Lady. Smells like lavender and ball sweat.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I never had one. She died in a freak wig-related fire before I was born.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Lady Bunny's last single.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
I look like Sharon Tate meets JLo. As a boy, I look the same… it’s very awkward.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Gas-X. Besides lip gloss, a compact, a $20 bill, and a switchblade, Gas-X is a queen’s best friend.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Sherry Vine
Five questions for She’s Living For This host and viral pop parody princess Sherry Vine, who’s currently living for smelly rugby players.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Sherry Vine: I would call it Thirsty. “Your body is so thirsty with desire that your skin just drinks it up!” It would smell like an Argentinian rugby team's locker room — with a dash of vanilla.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Paint your blotchy legs, girl. And get the money first!
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Carrot juice and about 14 bags of heroin. I’ve been moonlighting as a mule.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Girl: porn star Jenna Jameson. Boy: David Cassidy, circa Partridge Family era.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
The Killing. I only watched the pilot episode because I was on a plane, and I was immediately hooked. I came home and watched the first season in three days. AMC — check it out!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Monica Beverly Hillz
Five questions for Kentucky queen Monica Beverly Hillz, one of 14 contestants on Drag Race season 5, which premieres this month on Logo.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Monica Beverly Hillz: It would be called M.B.H. and it would smell like Marilyn Monroe mixed with a Audrey Hepburn, a splash of Beyonce, and a pinch of heat like Jennifer Lopez.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Blend, blend, blend, and always keep it natural and sickening.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Eyelashes.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a girl I get a lot of Aaliyah and Faith Evans. As a boy, I’ve been getting Bruno Mars a little bit.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Right now I have a huge obsession with this show called Catfish on MTV. It’s the best new show. It shows how many people are not who they say they are when it comes to Internet dating. This show always has me on my toes waiting to see what’s gonna happen next. Go and watch. You will love it!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Pandora Boxx
Five questions for Drag Race and Drag U alum Pandora Boxx, a drag comic who recently wrote a must-read inspirational essay on HuffPo.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Pandora Boxx: Carnival Whore. It would be a combination of cotton candy, circus peanuts, and a little sprinkle of clown tears. The tagline is, "Once a carny, always a carny."
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
If they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Glitter. I snorted some earlier and I feel fabulous!
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
As a girl, I think I'm like a love child of Courtney Love and Goldie Hawn with Kathy Griffin being my surrogate mother. As a boy I look like Ellen DeGeneres.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
The Walking Dead! It's the most amazing show and has quickly become my favorite. I just ordered the graphic novel that it's based on.
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Honey Mahogany
Five questions for San Francisco queen Honey Mahogany, one of 14 contestants on Drag Race season 5, which premieres this month on Logo.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Honey Mahogany: Actually, MAC had a fragrance from their Honey Collection a few years ago called African Animal. I loved the scent — warm, sweet, beautifully musky, and with clear notes of honey. I don’t think I can come up with a more perfect fragrance for myself than that. Sadly, it was discontinued… maybe they will bring it back and put me in the campaign!
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
I don’t really have one specific drag mentor, but I have been blessed with a large extended drag family filled with a multitude of sisters, aunts, grandmothers, grandfathers, etc. I think some of the most valuable advice that I’ve been given came from my best friend, who told me to believe in myself, and to do it. Just do it.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
A protein bar. And maybe some residual whiskey from last night.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Well, apparently NewNowNext has decided that Honey Mahogany is the long lost sister of Melissa Gorga. I’ve also been compared to Iman, and there are several people who have said that I resemble Jessica Alba. I’m not mad at any of those comparisons. As a boy, I’m not sure. People used to ask me all the time if I was related to Arthur Ashe, so maybe him?
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
I love fantasy books, movies and TV shows. I find them to be extremely comforting — a beautiful escape. Along those lines, I’m a big fan of Game of Thrones. I can’t wait until the new season starts up again!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Debbie Fox
Five questions for Debbie Fox, a drag denizen of Chicago’s Spin Nightclub, who might have swallowed her earrings.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Debbie Fox: Well, my name is Debbie Fox, so I would have to call it Foxy. It would probably smell like hairspray and baby prostitutes.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
Get the money first!
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Jameson... and the earrings I seem to have lost.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
Hmm... as a girl I get Amy Winehouse, Katy Perry, and Bettie Page a lot. As a boy I get Johnny Depp.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
There’s a song that I've been listening to over and over every day since my friend DJ Chester sent me the YouTube link — "Like This" by Linkoban. Summertime's coming, and the song really gets me in the mood to jump around, dance, and party!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Dallas DuBois
Five questions for Manhattan and Fire Island drag darling Dallas DuBois, who’s spit-roasting animated classics in the NYC cabaret show Distorted Diznee.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Dallas DuBois: My fragrance would be Scarlet, because I'm a redhead, and it would smell like chocolate-covered raspberries.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
To always be on top of your game and never be just mediocre.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Chipotle.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
I look a lot like Lindsay Lohan as a girl — pre-cocaine and court hearings. As a boy, I look like a younger Macaulay Culkin.
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
Mob Wives! I'm beyond obsessed. Between Drita and Big Ang, I don't know who I love more. I want to be both of them for Halloween! I love that none of them care if they kill each other for higher ratings and a higher paycheck. Now they’re the real Bad Girls Club — some real cutthroat queens!
QUEEN PLEASE Q&A: Lady Bunny
Five questions for legendary Wigstock cofounder and Drag U dean Lady Bunny, who talks pot brownies and Pyramid Club beauty tips.
DLNQNT: If you had your own fragrance, what would it be called and what would it smell like?
Lady Bunny: Alan Cumming won the fragrance name game with his perfume Cumming. I'm not sure I can top that — or anything else for that matter.
What’s the most valuable advice your drag mother ever gave you?
It was Ethyl Eichelberger at the Pyramid Club in the ’80s who taught me to add the glue to your lashes and let them sit for a few minutes to develop a tack. This makes them easier to apply straight and it forms a stronger bond.
If you threw up right now, what would probably come out?
Chicken salad from Dirty Bird and a pot brownie.
Which celebrity do you look most like — as a lady and a boy?
People tell me I look like Dusty Springfield, which I'm not sure is a compliment. I never intentionally set out to impersonate her, but there is definitely some resemblance. Some kids call out, "Adele!" when they see me. She's heavy like me, but her mug is gorgeous and she's half my age, so I welcome any comparison. As a boy? At my age, I don't think I resemble any boy. Mathu Anderson — the hilarious and sick queen who creates RuPaul's looks — calls me Jeff Daniels out of drag. Hateful!
Selflessly plug something that you have nothing to do with.
There's a new kind of earring in the jewelry wholesale district that’s made of sparkly crystals, yet they're also super-light. Normally, the more jewels you add, the heavier the earring is, and queens have to glue them on with Crazy Glue or medical adhesive. Light earrings are essential if you dance — but you still want them to be large for proper scale. So oversized earrings that twinkle are a huge asset, and I've snatched duplicates in every color!
DLNQNT, 2012-2013.