Get to know out electropop artist JbDubs — also known as James Whiteside, a principal dancer for Boston Ballet — whose leggy videos for "F*ck 'Em All" and "I Hate My Job" only begin to show off his sassy sense of humor.
By Brandon Voss
1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
JbDubs: Creatively, I’m turned on by life experiences. Often, something ridiculous will happen, an idea will pop into my head, and I’ll be scrambling to write it down. Otherwise, I like men who are SSF — smart, sexy, funny. If you’re an idiot with the sense of humor of a moldy potato, then we’re probably not going to get along.
2. What’s a good tip for someone who wants to be you for Halloween?
Make sure your pumps fit you properly! I’m not looking to settle any lawsuits.
3. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
Weird Al Yankovic. Just kidding. Probably George Clooney. I love the salt and pepper look. It says, “I’m an accomplished man, but I can still bang your brains out.”
4. What would your death-row last meal be?
Chili cheese fries, most definitely. I’m an American — what’d you expect?
5. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
My guiltiest pleasure is being a geek. I’m a science nerd, deep down. I adore reading non-fiction science literature, and I could watch any given episode of The Universe on repeat until my eyes bleed. I also adore video games and anime. Geek is chic. Get into it.
6. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?
Making music! It’s not cheap producing music, CDs, and videos. It’s a damn good thing I love doing it so much.
7. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
My cat, Ms. Bit, was really annoying this morning. I wanted to slap her. Is it wrong to slap a cat?
8. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
Which stain?
9. Describe your favorite undergarment.
As a dancer, I’m required to wear what is called a “dance belt." It’s basically a thong with support for your goods. I wouldn’t say it’s my favorite undergarment, but it sure is necessary to keep the jewels in order.
10. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
“Oh, my gosh, I love your skirt!… That is the ugliest effing skirt I’ve ever seen.”
BONUS: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
I’m going to get lunch with Pronce, one of my Poodles. We’re getting pizza. You want a slice?
DLNQNT, May 2012.