Get to know Emmy winner Judy Gold, a Jewish lesbian comedienne with a hot summer P-town residency and less hot underwear.
By Brandon Voss
1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
Judy Gold: Really, really smart people and a great show-stopping ballad.
2. What’s a good tip for someone who wants to be you for Halloween?
Stilettos.
3. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
Donald Trump. Kidding! Howard Stern.
4. What would your death-row last meal be?
My mother’s stuffed cabbage with red cabbage, egg noodles, challah, chopped liver, and a bottle of Opus One cabernet — they don’t call me Jewdy for nothing.
5. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
Ativan and a glass of red wine.
6. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?
Getting my hair dyed at a fancy schmancy boutique on the Upper East Side. I do ride my bike there, though.
7. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
The last time I watched Fox News.
8. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
Bad table manners.
9. Describe your favorite undergarment.
Jockey French-cut underwear. I know, but I have other sexy qualities.
10. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
“Of course I remember you!”
BONUS: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
The toilet.
DLNQNT, August 2012.
Photo: Eric Korenman