Get to know YouTube comedy sensation Randy Rainbow, whose latest viral clip sees him clucking it up at Chick-fil-A.
By Brandon Voss
1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
Randy Rainbow: I almost said “honesty,” but then I remembered porn.
2. What’s a good tip for someone who wants to be you for Halloween?
If you really wanna be authentic, it's all about the beige character heels. Capezio. 8 1/2 ladies.
3. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
Head: Rachel McAdams. Pubic: Zac Efron.
4. What would your death-row last meal be?
The same as my typical Saturday night meal: three large plain cheese Papa John's pizzas and an enema.
5. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
Sounds like a lame stock answer, but reality television. And only the trashiest. Big Ang is my meth.
6. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?
I spend way too much money on restaurant takeout because the only thing I know how to cook is cereal and milk. And I only just recently learned where the milk goes.
7. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
Yesterday some pregnant lady swooped in and stole my seat on the subway.
8. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
I know the polite answer would be “sperm,” but it's just a little Alfredo sauce.
9. Describe your favorite undergarment.
This will probably date me, but I still love a good petticoat.
10. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
“I love you, too.”
BONUS: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
It's a Papa John's night, so I'm probably gonna get started on that.
DLNQNT, August 2012.