Get to know Project Runway fave Chris March, a celebrity fashion designer and writer-director-star of the new trailer-trashy holiday show Butt-cracker Suite.
By Brandon Voss
1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
Chris March: Grotesquely expensive luxury materials — when I’m lucky enough to have them!
2. What’s a good tip for someone who wants to be you for Halloween?
Big boobs, big hair, flat shoes.
3. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
Cher! The undisputed queen of wiggery!
4. What would your death-row last meal be?
Fried chicken, root beer, and a pardon from the governor.
5. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
Thrift shopping!
6. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?
Expensive sunglasses.
7. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
I just wanna slap celebrities who won’t come out of the closet.
8. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
Hot glue.
9. Describe your favorite undergarment.
My boyfriend’s underwear.
10. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
“You look fabulous!”
BONUS: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
Rewriting all these answers…
DLNQNT, November 2012.