Get to know actor-comic and Sex and the City star Mario Cantone, who reprises his role as Samuel Byck in this month’s starry NYC benefit reading of Assassins.
By Brandon Voss
1. What turns you on, creatively or otherwise?
Mario Cantone: When my fluids are one with the audience.
2. What’s a good tip for someone who wants to be you for Halloween?
Pad your ass.
3. Which celebrity’s hair do you covet most?
Connie Francis.
4. What would your death-row last meal be?
Lobster marinara.
5. What’s your juiciest vice or guiltiest pleasure?
Heavenly Hash.
6. What extravagant purchase should probably make you feel guiltier?
A one-month stay in a 2000 sq ft suite at the George V in Paris.
7. When’s the last time you wanted to slap someone?
The evening of July 25 at 11:15pm.
8. What most likely made that stain on your outfit?
A splashy sauce.
9. Describe your favorite undergarment.
Huggies.
10. What’s a lie you’ve told more than once?
“I am beautiful.”
BONUS: Where do you see yourself in five minutes?
Standing in my kitchen, not knowing what to do with myself.
DLNQNT, November 2012.
Photo: Joan Marcus